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Thursday, April 16, 2009

im back...again...

so i probably should be workin on my final exam...yay finalssss...but im not im here and im gonna talk abt bebe...

so im surprised that ive lasted this long working a) a part-time job when i have a full time job and 2 children that im looking after and in grad school and b) a retail job at that. ive always had issues with retail like with petty managers and shit but i happen to like almost everyone i work with, made some great friends, and of course a fab discount...so im stickin in there...

i swear tho it seems like every damn time i work some hilarious shit goes down...the other day one of the managers got smoked by this one lady and turns out the bitch was "mall phobic" and if its not obvious what that means shes afraid of...MALLS! lmaoooooo ok no i felt bad for her but mall phobic? wtf and she was ghetto and was soooo pissed but it was all because she was nervous and wanted to get in and out as quickly as possible but couldnt...again wtf lol...then tonight this fuckin gay ass biggie smalls lookin dude and im sooo serious he was this big black ass MF but he was CLEARLY GAY. so hes buying this dress and goin on and on bout how he wants a discount so im laughin and hes like stops and stares at me and hes like are u black and white and im like no so that starts a whole conversation abt my racial background and then he gives me his number (cuz hes signing up for club bebe of course lmao) and the last 4 digits of his number is 6666 and im like are u serious and hes like yea give me a call sometime to which i laugh/snort at cuz like i said CLEARLY GAY...anyway im like yea ok and hes like yea im for real call me...even tho i normally dont do light skin girls...to which i completely scoff at cuz im like this dude is a total ass...he then turns around and harasses the girl behind him and she smokes him so as he passes her in leaving her pretends like hes gonna back hand her. i almost fell the fuck out lmaooooo then he leaves comes back and stands in the door and comes back in to ask this other girl that works there if shes mixed lmao issues man lol hell he prob asked her out for coffee too!!! lol lol lol....ahhh bebe you have provided me with so much laughter over the months. and can i just tell u this one manager that was there last week has this long as weave ponytail that came down to her ass but she HAS NO EDGES!!!!!!!!!!! yes the edges of her hair are completely DONE due to wearing fucked up ass weaves all the damn time.

oh yea i need to find a new place to live...which is proving to be more difficult and more time consuming than i anticipated lol...plz wish me luck on that lil issue. and its not cuz of anything bad i just need a bigger place :)

last but not least do yall think a 15 year old should have an ipod touch lol cuz thats what my lil bro requested for his 15th bday...which is on sat...

8 comments:

Jillian said...

well i'll work backwards...my mom actually just bought my nephew an ipod touch for his 16th birthday...so i don't think it's too much....then again this is coming from someone who JUST got her first ipod a week ago LOL..

good luck with your apartment hunting..i'm sure you'll find something..the place your at doesn't have any bigger apartments? so perhaps you a) don't have to move far b) perhaps get a good deal...

um the big gay bandit LOL no comment....

i'm glad to hear that things have been relatively drama free...

have a WONDERFUL weekend Ambeezy! i'm emailing you my pin! ;)

Lina said...

Im not sure, notice how he takes care of things and if hes responsible, then get him one.

Teems said...

lmao off at your use of the word smoke! That's funny and catchy... Good luck with the apartment hunt. I would say yes to the ipod touch but it does depend on how much he takes care of things....if he takes good care of his sneakers and clothes then get it. If not, proceed with caution! lol I had a beeper at 15 so I guess an mp3 player is OK...lol Kids have phones now any.

ANGELINA said...

I got my little brother an iPod shuffle...he's 15. I figured he can save up his own money to buy the real iPod.

And LMAO at the gay dude and the backhand haha! I wanna see what dress he was buying lol.

Jillian said...

sooo you leave then come back...only to leave again LOL

where are you AMBEEZY!??!?

when you get back i hope you come over and check out the link to my woman of the week post :)..come show support and comment :)

MISS YA!!! bring ya ass back!!

have you found that apartment?

Krissy said...

Sounds like he was getting that dress for himself.

And uhh. . . what's "Smoke" that completely went over my head. Is that an east coast thing us westcoast folks wouldn't understand? lol

And my 11yr old nice got an ipod touch and a cell for christmas. She keeps up with her stuff tho. So I don't think it's too much for a 15yr old. Just tell him not to go around flossin it because in this day and age people do still get jacked.

and good luck with the apt hunt. I know it's hard. I'll be doing it again myself in a few months and I'm so not looking forward to it.

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Bella said...

lmao @ the gay biggie smalls! was that dress his size? lol and i hope u find a nice place where u can have bomb ass bbq festivities :D